chuck

Yes I started school. Yes it’s making me crazy. Yes I wish it were over already. Yes I know someday I’ll look back on it all and think it wasn’t so bad. Yes I sit at my desk more often now, therefore making it easier to take a quick “break” to do things like blog.

And yes, I think Chuck Norris jokes are funny. I love on Conan when he pulls the lever that randomly shows a Chuck Norris clip. So, in honor of unproductive breaks/Chuck Norris love I will now subject you to some good old chuck facts:

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.*
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.

*pretty nerdy of me, but i happen to know this one is true. (i have learned something at school!)

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4 thoughts on “chuck

  1. yep, really true. just like when we walk one way we are actually pushing the earth the other way…there’s more detail to it but that would just continue my downward nerd spiral and i have an image to uphold.

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